Identifying Machine-Made Marbles

Handy-dandy reference guide to Brian Eno, Part 1: The ambient series

1. Piano, ghosts
2. Piaaaannnnoooooo
3. Zithers
4. Crickets & frogs

Occasionally I’ll remember the time I played this song at my high school’s semi-formal and wonder what I have left to look forward to as a “DJ”.

Miss Piggy’s Wall Street Journal hedcut portrait

Miss Piggy’s Wall Street Journal hedcut portrait

That time I was in a band.

Two times we went to Burger World in North Bay and I didn’t get the pickerel. Regrets.

Have a gander at this hilarious new segment starring shaggyshan making bizarre tiny food. I did the intro music!

Me and Sam and Leeland at Pride, 2011.
Mother to her child: “that is NOT Buzz Lightyear.”
photo by Air’leth Aodhfin

Me and Sam and Leeland at Pride, 2011.

Mother to her child: “that is NOT Buzz Lightyear.”

photo by Air’leth Aodhfin

Proud owner of two of the most terrifying albums ever recorded.

Not recommended for late night listening. Whoops…

Van Morrison’s unheralded best song ever is not on Astral Weeks or Moondance, but rather hidden on his only double album from 1991.

Guitar hero

It’s that time of year again…for the only song I’ve co-written and recorded.

Originally conceived as a faux-Motown send-up, ideally this would have had a drum and bass part not unlike The Supremes’ “I Hear A Symphony”, but it is what it is: a bridge-less ditty with a killer 13-bar sax solo.

Originally written in 2011 for Sound Vat
Music by Trevor Kai
Lyrics by Shaun Axani